The script involving a fictitious Miami Dolphins mascot, a fabricated kicker, the invented job of a pet detective and the actual Dan Marino was sent decades ago to the quarterback legend’s business agent, Ralph Stringer. He scanned it and thought, dismissively, “Are you kidding me?” He then showed it to Marino. “I thought it was terrible,” Marino said. This is the proper way to introduce the celebration of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on is 30th Anniversary.