Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any crazier, Mom Jeans make a comeback. Mom Jeans were a staple of the ’80s — cinched at a high waistline, generous in the thighs, a broad backside and lots of pleats and tucks on the tummy for room to expand. Think Debra from the early years of “Everybody Loves Raymond.” Think Humpty Dumpty finding relaxed fit at the Gap. Mom Jeans said, “If you want the breadsticks with cheese, go ahead and get the breadsticks with cheese!” Mom Jeans were old-school denim that predated Spandex.