Getty ImagesAn app called Text With Jesus allows users to talk with major biblical figures.Jesus, Mary, and Joseph are free, but Satan requires a $2.99 per month subscription.AI Jesus is diplomatic when asked about hot-button issues, Insider discovered.A new app allows people immediate access to Jesus in the palm of their hands — sort of.Text With Jesus advertises that users can "embark on a spiritual journey" and engage "in enlightening conversations with Jesus Christ" and other biblical figures, including Mary and Joseph.