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Teen in critical condition with Canada’s first human case of H5 bird flu Ars TechnicaTeen infected in Canada’s first bird flu case is in critical condition The Washington PostA Canadian teen is in critical condition with what is believed to be bird flu The Associated PressCanadian teen in critical condition with suspected bird flu; source of exposure is unknown CNNTeenager in critical condition with Canada’s first human case of bird flu The Guardian

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Stephen Curry steals the show in Klay Thompson’s emotional return to Chase Center The Associated PressCaptain's hats, shimmy mark Klay's 'surreal' return ESPNSteph Curry's 5-Word Response to Klay Thompson After Mavericks-Warriors Sports IllustratedWhy Draymond purposely kept emotions in check for Klay's return Yahoo SportsEmotional Klay Thompson gets cheers, heartfelt tribute in Bay Area return nba.com

NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab laying off 5% of its workforce Space.comJPL Workforce Update NASA Jet Propulsion LaboratoryJPL Announces Layoffs of 325 Workers Amid `Dynamic Funding Environment’ Pasadena NowNASA’s JPL to cut 325 positions amid budget tightening The Pasadena Star-News

A mysterious deep-sea creature appeared in Monterey Bay. Now scientists are finally telling the world San Francisco Chronicle‘Devious’ New Deep Sea Creature Hid Its Identity From Scientists The New York TimesGhostly Creature Deep in The Ocean Is Like Nothing We've Seen Before ScienceAlertMBARI researchers discover remarkable new species of swimming sea slug Monterey Bay Aquarium Research InstituteA glowing, deep-diving sea slug mystified scientists.