Florida Sen. Marco Rubio won the prize Monday for making the most uniquely hypocritical presidential bid announcement of anyone thus far in the 2016 field. Drawing on the story of his immigrant parents—one a bartender and the other a cashier/maid—and their journey to the American dream, Rubio said: "Whether we remain a special country will depend on whether that journey is still possible for those who are trying to make it right now." Too bad Rubio isn't doing anything to help make that American dream available to anyone else. Even as he lauded this country as "a collection of immigrants and exiles," he remains focused on beefing up border security.