Any food I eat inside the supermarket has no calories. A date with Audrina Patridge, holding a "free pass" from my wife. A chunk of free money. These are wishes. (Sorry, "world peace.") But "Shorts" gives us lame-o giganto-ea
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 12:01am
Any food I eat inside the supermarket has no calories. A date with Audrina Patridge, holding a "free pass" from my wife. A chunk of free money. These are wishes. (Sorry, "world peace.") But "Shorts" gives us lame-o giganto-ea