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Bookmark or Share- Reddit, What is the greatest "yo mama" joke ever? : r/AskRedditYo mamma so random, she held up 4 sporks. I always heard it as "Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her, but couldn't reach escape velocity." Yo mama so slutty, she got fired from a spermbank for drinking on the job. Yo momma is so nasty I stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
- What is the best “yo mama” joke you know? : r/AskMen - RedditYo mamas so fat she has triabetes. Yo momma's so fat she falls off BOTH sides of the bed. Man I'm learning all these new yo mama jokes, so glad I clicked. Bruh this morphs into a dead mama joke. Brutal. Yo momma so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
- What's your best "yo mamma" joke? : r/Millennials - RedditYo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. Yo mama is so fat, she drives a spandex car. Yo mamma's house so small, she had to eat a large pizza outside. Yo mama so fat, when she stood she still sat. When she walk, the sidewalk crack. Ya mama so stank, she made right guard turn left.
- IT Yo Momma jokes : r/sysadmin - RedditIT Yo Momma jokes. From a Slack thread that went off the rails: Yo momma's so fat she's a /4. Yo momma's so fat that ping times out crossing her. Yo momma's so fat that her TCP stands for "Totally Consumed Pie". Yo momma's so fat her legs are hosted in different AWS regions. Yo momma's so fat that when she leans over it's called regional failover.
- Yo Mamma : r/Xennials - RedditYo mamma forehead so big they won't let her take communion anymore, because every time they put the ash cross on her head, helicopters keep trying to land on it. Reply reply PL02550
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