As a busy geek, my gut-reaction to "status update" requests (even if I have the self control not to say so) is "if you people stopped bugging me for status updates, planning meetings, review meetings, "catch-ups" and the rest, I might actually have time to do stuff!". "Status update" requests often fall into one of three categories: More @Wikipedia
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