Usually, I say "thank you" to religious platitudes and move on. But in my experience "Jesus loves you" is usually intended to mean "fuck you." The problem is that if you are at work you probably would get fired for responding "Fuck you, too." And if it is a business you might get thrown out. My suggested response would be "and Buddha loves you." More @Wikipedia
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