In case you somehow missed this story, Jeffrey Toobin was a commentator on CNN. He was working from home on a Zoom conference call with fellow employees at the New Yorker. They were discussing Election Simulation or something. Anyway, they took a break for lunch. During the break Toobin thought he turned the call off and began to masturbate. More @Wikipedia
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