In the "naval and negative" category, I have heard "whatever sinks your battleship," surely a reference to the game "Battleship." EDIT: On a lark, I checked Google for instances of "whatever floats your dingy" (using the homophone "dingy" instead of "dinghy," and found another 7,000-plus hits. More @Wikipedia
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