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- It's Christmas ... and these are the headlines that The New York Times ...Matthew adds a father named Joseph, who, seeing his fiancée pregnant, and not with his child, decides to break the marriage contract. Luke, writing independently, pictures an angel astonishing a young virginal girl, announcing that 'the Holy Spirit' is about to make her pregnant.
- Why did the judge order the Penny jury to break for the weekend after ...The trial judge in the Penny case has agreed to drop the manslaughter charge against the former marine after a hung jury could not reach a verdict. And all American patriots breathe a cautious sigh of relief.
- This man survived the horrific plane crash in Kazakhstan on Christmas ...The crash happened on Christmas Day on a flight from Baku, Azerbaijan, to Grozny in Chechnya, Russia. According to the Associated Press, the flight was "diverted for reasons that aren't fully clear yet."The plane flew east across the Caspian sea and crash landed at Aktau Airport in Kazakhstan.
- The BBC named this person as one of their 100 inspiring and influential ...I'm going to start putting "women" in quotation marks from now on so people know I'm not actually talking about women. So yeah, Brigitte Baptiste of Columbia -- a transwoman biologist. Reaching peak levels of Clown World here!
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