The California primary confused the Villagers because they could not use their "Democrats in Disarray" meme they had greased up and ready to roll, but oddly they chose not use "Republicans Fail To Shut Out Democrats." Let's get some smart takes on the primary from our bloggers instead. Hackwhackers analyzes the primary vote. Web of Evil tells about the early returns for the GOP. Reveal gives us a by-the-numbers look at how lives are impacted by Comrade Prznint's immigration policies. Bonus Track: Gin and Tacos teaches us about checks and balances. Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors.