Liar Loans/Liar Stamps In the enlightened realm where the federal government dwells, people are allowed to choose how much money they make when they apply for government backed mortgages and how many assets they do not have when they apply for food stamps with no documentation required. Ask and You Shall Receive In case you were getting worried that they were just giving out food stamps to anyone, you will have to actually either call an 800 number or come in to an office and get a pamphlet to qualify.