It's one thing to be paranoid -- but it's another thing to get all litigious 'n shizz about your delusions. Vivian Manning-Schaffel: The New York Post reports oft-wrecked actron Lindsay Lohan is chasing $100M in "pain and suffering" damages from E*TRADE, because she's of the opinion that Lindsay, the "milkaholic" baby in their most recent ad, is a pisstake on her.