Headlines from the satirical website the Onion on Thursday: “New Dating Site Suggests People You Already Know But Thought You Were Too Good For.” “Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets to Run Foreign Policy Meetings.” “Here’s Why I Decided to Buy Infowars.”
Only one has the ring of truth.
A Chicago alderman Thursday proposed regulating and taxing hemp stores in the city, to prevent underage consumption while generating revenue.
The proposal would run counter to calls by some in the cannabis industry and in state government to ban the smoke shops or to require testing and labeling to tell consumers what they’re getting.
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