James D. Morgan/Getty Images for P&O Cruises Australia Earlier this year we had Martin Whetton, Senior Rates Strategist at ANZ Bank, appear on our Devils and Details podcast to talk all things interest rates. It was undoubtedly one of our best shows of the year, thanks to the vast knowledge and experience he was able to share. Well, it appears that Martin is not just a rates market guru. Following a more than 400% surge in the value of Long Island Iced Tea Corporation shares on Thursday on news the company would change its name to “Long Blockchain Corp," Martin penned the following poem to describe the current craziness of the crypto world. It really is a beauty, and probably sums up what many of you are thinking right now. Here it is: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all over the street.