White House press secretary Sean Spicer gave a telling off-camera, no-audio briefing Monday that was remarkable for, well, how entirely useless it was, as CNN's Jim Acosta put it. In fact, Acosta said of Spicey Monday that he's gotten to a point where "he's just kind of useless." Now, you're likely thinking: How could Spicey be any more "useless" than he already is?