In 1988, Jeb!'s daddy—not to be confused with his sugar daddies—famously declared "Read my lips: no new taxes." That promise helped the elder Bush win the election, but it also played a role in his defeat four years later. Fast forward to 2015. Jeb!'s nemesis, Donald Trump, is letting his hat do the talking, and its message—"Make America Great Again" (by forcibly ejecting todos los mexicanos)—is resonating with the GOP base in a big (yuge!) way. It's not just hat aficionados like David Duke who are feeling Trump's (sick) burns—he's even converting some of his biggest critics into believers. Also, too ... He has Peggy Noonan's Dominican friend on his side—a sure sign of ...