Comment on Lost in Suburbia: April showers bring May diets

In the dictionary, next to the definition of Yo-Yo Dieter, there is a picture of my face.Yes, sadly, I have gained and lost enough weight to make a whole other person. Not all at once, of course. Up 20, down 10, up 10, down 20. I have every size clothing in my closet from 6-16, although, in all honesty, those sixes haven’t seen the light of day since 1995 BC (Before Children), while the sixteens have gotten more exposure than Lindsay Lohan on TMZ.