"Flattering" clothes for all women. Oh, J. Simp. If I were you, I would have locked myself in my room, drawn the blinds, and not emerged until spring (much like Punxsutawney Phil). But no, you&aposre a fighter. Despite being called fat, you&aposre holding your head up high. In fact, you&aposre embracing your "excess girth" and coming out with a new line of clothing to flatter all shapes and sizes.