Cracked came out with another honest ad, this time for government tourism ads. So come to New Horton, where the local people will welcome your tourism dollars but would really rather have nothing to do with your big city, outsider ways. Another tip that you might want to remember when visiting New Horton include don't ask what's in the stew at Mom's Cafe and definitely don't consider how there is a surprising lack of roadkill on the road leading to town.