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America's favorite teacher Mrs. Frazzled talks to little Donnie Trump after he pretended to work at McDonald's. Watch the hilarious TikTok star Mrs. Frazzled while she treats the former president like a small child, asking him: "Do you want to dance at your rally later?" Donald Trump pretended to work at a McDonald's in the Philadelphia area on October 20.

We've seen this sort of cynical nonsense before, most recently with Virginia congressional candidate Derrick Anderson. Darrell Davila is locked in a tighter than expected Texas House race and apparently doesn't want to take any chances by appearing childless. Source: Texas Tribune For those who did a doubletake watching state Rep. Caroline Harris Davila’s campaign ad this weekend, no, those are not the Davilas’ kids. The Round Rock Republican on Friday released an ad about protecting kids and improving school lunches, ending with Harris Davila and her husband, Darrell Davila, posing with four children.

On Monday's CNN Late Night, Trump supporter Scott Jennings turned nasty against Catherine Rampell, CNN's economic advisor. Jennings called Rampell clueless and then whined that she had no reason for being on CNN except to trash Trump going to McDonald's. The long segment discussed Trump going to McDonald's and how that relates to the working class economy.

Gov. Tim Walz joined former President Obama at a campaign rally for Vice President Harris on Tuesday afternoon in Wisconsin, and they both brought the fire we needed to hear with them. Here at C&L, MAGA billionaire Elon Musk is described as that stupid fuck, but Walz went there, calling him a "dipshit." Fact check: He is indeed a dipshit and a stupid fuck. "Elon's on that stage jumping around, skipping like a dipshit," Walz said.

Just a reminder that, while it is hard to overestimate the massive damage done by Hurricane Helene, climate disasters aren't always that dramatic. Like what just happened in New Mexico with a severe, record-breaking rainstorm. Officials continue to survey the damage in Chaves County after deadly flash floods ripped through Roswell this weekend, washing away cars, submerging buildings and leaving much of the city under a layer of silt.

Reduced to "playing the hits," Trump, at a rally in Concord, North Carolina, pretends he's saving Christmas again. Before Halloween. The so-called "war on Christmas" isn't even a thing for the MAGA GOP or Fox News anymore, but Trump's brain freezes up at times. WTF is going on with his face paint?