Ooh, the stench of it! Smell like Trump: ‘victory cologne’ for sale as president-elect hawks his wares […] For those who want to smell like Trump, it also offers cologne. There are actually two types of cologne available: “Fight fight fight” and “Victory”. The first one is inspired by Trump’s words after he was shot in the ear, and is apparently a “bold scent” that “delivers rich, robust notes that leave a lasting impression”.