Trump Recertifies Iran Nuclear Deal, But Only Reluctantly

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The man suspected in an apparent assassination attempt targeting Donald Trump camped outside a golf course with food and a rifle for nearly 12 hours, lying in wait for the former president before a Secret Service agent thwarted the potential attack and opened fire, according to court documents filed Monday. Ryan Wesley Routh, 58, faces charges of possessing a firearm despite a prior felony conviction and possessing a firearm with an obliterated serial number.

Former Trump campaign manager and creator of the alternative facts lie Kellyanne Conway claimed Kamala Harris was the candidate who missed an opportunity during the presidential debate, instead of Trump being completely trounced by his opponent. There are alternative facts and there are lies. These are lies. Kamala Harris made definitive statements about her policy objectives and proved she has what it takes to be Commander in Chief. Trump gave a humiliating performance with the single most ridiculous lie ever told at a debate in modern history.

During a campaign rally in Wisconsin on Saturday, Governor Tim Walz blasted Trump over his changing abortion positions and mocked him for refusing to tell the American people if he supports a national abortion ban. We all know why and so does Walz. He also had another easy one, he refused to answer if he would sign, veto a national abortion ban. Wouldn't answer it. Well, you know why. You know why. All of a sudden now he says he's all for the support or whatever. Here's the deal, he doesn't trust women and they sure the hell don't trust him. And for all of you. Women do not trust Trump on healthcare and their freedom to control their own bodies, because of course they don't.

Republican National Committee (RNC) co-chair Lara Trump deflected Sunday after Fox News host Howard Kurtz asked if she accepted the fact that former President Donald Trump was wrong about Haitians eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. In an interview on Fox News, Kurtz noted that the former president made the claim during a recent debate on ABC News. "Do you now accept, based on what local officials say, that this is untrue?" Kurtz asked. "Well, it's not up to me to decide that," Lara Trump said, deflecting the question.

Texas Representative Tony Gonzales claimed on NewsNation that the only way to prevent another insurrection in 2024 is for Democrats to pass the SAVE Act. This is a redundant voter suppression measure intended to make it more difficult to vote. Gonzales is putting a gun to the heads of all Democratic lawmakers and extorting them to pass this obvious voter suppression bill or the next attack on the US Capitol or maybe the White House this time will be your fault. Voting for noncitizens is already a federal crime.

Guys, calm down. The self-entitled dickwad billionaire, Elon "Leon" Musk, was only making a little jokey joke with his post on the Bad App that he destroyed, where he wondered why no one was trying to assassinate Vice President Kamala Harris. What a funny guy! Leon posted that just after the second assassination attempt on Trump in our gun-saturated country by an absolute nutjob who voted for the former President in 2016, then went all in for Haley and Ramaswamy.