The felonious president-elect gives people whiplash with each unqualified pick for his administration, and conspiracy theorist Kash Patel to head the FBI is, as Heather aptly put it, a dangerous whackaloon. After Patel, who made Americans gasp at his choice, it wouldn't surprise me if he chose Kyle Rittenhouse, Joe Arpaio, and Laura fucking Loomer to join his league of miscreants. However, Texas GOP Sen.