Pity the enterprise software conglomerate, its salespeople abandoned at the altar, its customers fleeing from committed relationships. Shed a tear for the server maker, no longer able to lock-in long-term sales, support and service engagements. Their customers are cheating on them with sexy new startups. Today’s IT professionals are veritable libertines, swapping services and systems around like priapismic satyrs at a techno-bacchanal.