With less than three months to go until the (stupid) people of Iowa head to the caucuses, the Republican elites are growing increasingly concerned. And rightly so. Despite the establishment's best efforts, Ben "Grifted Hands" Carson, and Donald "The wages are too damn high!" Trump, remain atop the crowded field—the persistent questions about their respective honesty and temperament notwithstanding. Meanwhile, the party's great Latino hopes—Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz—have been receiving lots of glowing press coverage for their "polished" debate performances, but neither one of them has really seen a significant gain in the polls. And as for John Kasich, Carly Fiorina, and Rand Paul … LOL. Bottom line: It looks like the GOP has a big (yuge!) problem; if Mitt Romney won't save the party (from itself), maybe #JebCanFixIt … but probably not.