Nicole Polizzi was denied a trademark to her own name the other day. Of course, the story becomes more ridiculous when you know the name was Snooki, and that she was denied because theres already a Snooky. And the trademark was for use in books. In children's books. Thus the story of the Jersey Shore's resident smart girl takes an odd turn: Snooki was looking to enter the world of literature? No more, I suppose.