It was the charming blonde white-lady smile that caused Samantha Bee to note that 'Kjristjen Njeiljsen' is 'fjill of shijt." SAMANTHA BEE: If, like most people, you’ve been feeling a little uncomfortable with our Pre-K prisons, good news, the president fixed it with the next worst thing. Yay! No more baby internment camps, just regular internment camps.