Cue the quiet-but-haunting music. Text appears on your TV screen in black and white: "In our world, Colleen Lachowicz is a candidate for state senate. In Colleen's online fantasy world, she is Santiaga, an orc assassination rogue." The narration is accompanied by a picture of a green female orc from World of Warcraft, decked out in a tabard and armor.That's probably the stupidest fantasy sequence I've ever written.