"The Onion plans to shutter Jones' InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators." Good. I had feared some odious Musk-type billionaire would buy it and just rebrand with Jones running it again. Closing it for good is a bit of good news in an avalanche of bad. Source: NBC News The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably InfoWars, the far-right, conspiracy-minded website that served as Jones' primary online platform. Jones announced the sale on X Thursday morning. "I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with the U.S.