Was his application for honorary brotherhood rejected because he was caught listening to "The Carpenters Greatest Hits"? To become honorary, does it help to be a goofy fat guy, like Incognito or Louie Lastik in "Remember the Titans"? If we're going to listen to both sides, how do we ignore Cam Cleeland, a tight end for eight NFL seasons and former Incognito teammate, who said: I'm not afraid to say (Incognito) was an immature, unrealistic scumbag. -- Swim superstar Ryan Lochte wishes he had yanked out a tooth and tossed it to the crazed female teenage fan before she literally threw herself at Lochte, causing him to badly injure a knee. -- For the Warriors to reach their potential, they will need more scoring from Andrew Bogut, but chances are he'll never be the offensive threat he was before blowing out his right elbow. -- Hawks rookie guard Dennis Schroder was suspended one game for grabbing DeMarcus Cousins by the ungrabbables. [...] giving new meaning to the term "clutch player." -- The football coach at an Oregon middle school will hold the team's awards banquet at Hooters. Damon BruceThe radio host (1050 The Ticket) delivered a caveman-ish rant Thursday about the runaway wimpification of sports by women, and by the pathetic men in their sway.