Shredder takes the stage. Hold on to your sequined gloves, devoted citizens of pop music! The Czar of Bizarre himself, His Majesty Michael Jackson, has proclaimed he will perform a series of spectacular FINAL shows in London this summer. Now, I know what you&aposre thinking. Is this one of those Celine Dion ploys where he says this is the last tour ever, and then he charges up the wazoo because he knows only an idiot would pay that much if he thought it was his last chance?