MARTY RUSSELL Now that Donald Trump has ruined my favorite holiday by making every day April Fool’s Day, it seems pointless to spend any time trying to come up with a fake news story to prank readers with. After all, if I told you that the original Republican idea for replacing Obamacare after having eight years to think about it was to guarantee every American a daily baby aspirin and an apple in every pot as a means of staying healthy, many Americans, especially those in Congress, would find that reasonable, cost-effective and not too far-fetched.