Greetings from the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, where your Defamer team is currently piled into a Park City youth hostel, blissfully unaware that we'll soon be tortured by international-film-buyers for sport. Your box office numbers: 1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $33.8 million Besting everyone's wildest expectations—including our own—is Kevin James's first solo starring vehicle, playing an overweight New Jersey mall cop who must protect his galleria from a rogue gang of Santa's Little Terrorists.