Welcome to the Monday edition of The Cooler, where my boasts of discovering the Internet are easy to disprove with basic facts. Let’s get to it: *On Wednesday last week, Mike Zimmer was in the midst of some pretty short answers during a press briefing when he latched onto a question about Xavier Rhodes’ penalties early this season to deliver a message. “I know everybody wants to evaluate everybody after four weeks, but I think if you remember last year or early in the year Xavier had some penalties early in the year.