It was a cardboard box on a bottom shelf in our basement storage room. Judging from the dust, the container hadnât been touched in 14 years. My son-in-law was helping us clean out the junk in preparation for our move to a new place. As he pulled out the box, a 14-year-old faded handwritten label revealed itself â âSex Toys.â Him ⢠âOh my gosh.