It was Bollywood's big night. The Oscars! I got to watch them in Hawaii where they were tape delayed three hours. What a break! I went online, saw who won, and made huge bets with guests around the pool at the Kapalua Ritz-Carlton. I made a fortune on Sean Penn alone! The night was summed up perfectly by one of the idiot Red Carpet show hosts when he said, "This is what the Oscars is all about.