Jon Stewart returned last night after a week off, annoyed that the "news fairy" screwed him. There was no Palin resignation, no Larry Craig scandal, only Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the reality star wannabes who crashed the White House state dinner and posted the evidence on Facebook. Of course, Stewart worked with what he got and went on to joyously mock not only the party crashers but the media's tireless coverage of them.