In case some kind soul hasn't informed you yet, the Rapture is fast approaching. According to Family Radio's Harold Camping, it's scheduled for May 21, 2011, as anyone with a Bible and a head for figures can check for themselves. Don't believe me, he says, it was all written down ages ago and “it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true.” Never mind that the same Harold Camping originally predicted the Rapture would happen on September 6, 1994.