When ten year-old Zoe Pemberton put her grandmother up for sale on eBay, she described the granny-goods in explicit -- and brutally honest -- details. The Daily Mail reports, "Among the many points listed were 'annoying and moaning a lot', although she [Zoe] admitted 61-year-old Marian Goodall could be 'very cuddly and loves word searches'." Zoe, who later clarified that the posting had only been a joke, said she put her grandmother on eBay because, "She was annoying me.