General John Kelly was dispatched to the White House Press Room today to clean up Trump's mess over on Aisle La David Johnson. It was a stunning display of obsequious kowtowing to Herr Führer Trump by the General. Anyone who kids themselves into thinking that General Kelly is some kind of white knight out to save us from the totalitarian disaster occupying the White House needs to have their heads examined. After running through what happens to a dead soldier in morbid detail, including how they are shrouded, embalmed and transported back to the United States, Kelly then explained how families are notified by casualty officers at first light. "Who are these young men and women?