Poor Donald Trump, Jr.. He will never live down being the eldest (but possibly not the dumbest) son of his idiot father, so he does his best to assume that everyone is as much trash as he and his family. After all, the Trump family sells themselves every moment of every day, whether it's Daddy Donald screwing his $25 donors to pay legal fees for charges related to his possession and god-knows-what-he-did-with classified documents at Mar-a-Lago for he and his henchmen, or Don Jr's pathetic podcast full of promos. Trumps are always willing to trade on their name at all times: Ivanka and her Chinese trademarks and Jared and his cozy investment management deal with the Saudis, or the Donald himself slapping his name on any hotel that'll still have him. With that in mind, it's super rich to hear Junior twist around the facts of Devon Archer's testimony Monday to project his own family corruption on the Biden family. "Devon Archer testified that Hunter Biden put then-Vice President Joe Biden on speakerphone 20 plus times to sell the brand in business discussions," Junior lied.