Disgruntled Daddy makes an appearance [...] there's nothing to be done about it at this late date, which ticks me off, but then I go to my happy place and think of tropical blue lagoons and large crabs getting killed for their delectable meat. Speaking personally, I am so sick of context I could just curse a blue streak, but of course I can't do that in this newspaper, where we try not to bring new information about scatology and blasphemy to the average 8-year-old. Here is a new young, willing audience, untainted by the prejudice against anything undigital that animates their parents' generation. "No, give me ink on paper," say the 8-year-olds, bringing the promise of a new generation of readers and a revival of our fortunes. [...] the average housewife swears a lot, having been reduced to her last nerve by gender and role expectations. What was I doing?