Speaking as someone who has twice visited Alaska but failed to see a bear in its natural habitat, I was interested to see another breed by the same name is considering a move to Naperville. Earlier this month, Chicago Bears officials met with our new mayor, Scott Wehrli, in response to a letter he sent them suggesting our city would be a much better fit for a new football stadium than their current plan to build on the site of the old Arlington International Racecourse. Since I’m obviously a bigger bear deterrent than a bucket of freshly ground cayenne peppers, I believe this is never going to happen.