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For the second time in as many nights, the shorthanded Colorado Avalanche played pretty well — maybe even well enough to win — against one of the NHL’s best teams. Neither contest resulted in a victory for the Avs. The superstars on both teams were mostly held in check, though Connor McDavid did create one of Edmonton’s goals Saturday night in a 4-1 victory for the Oilers at Ball Arena.

The CSU Pueblo football team had a playoff victory within its grasp on Saturday afternoon, only to see it slip away in a heartbreaking final minute inside the ThunderBowl in Pueblo. Minnesota State’s Matthew Jaeger booted a pair of field goals in the last 60 seconds, the second after a costly CSU Pueblo interception on its side of the field, as the Mavericks escaped with a 26-23 victory in the second round of the NCAA Division II football playoffs. The RMAC champion ThunderWolves (11-2) got a big day from junior quarterback Roman Fuller, who completed 24 of 33 passes for 273 yards and one touchdown.

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