The Caucus: The Early Word: Ante Up

Bluesky is a great social media platform where you don't feel like you're walking into a cage fight daily. Xitter, on the other hand, does not moderate content, and many of the MAGA users are abusive. On BlueSky, I have received zero death threats, nor have I seen maps circulated of my home.

Fox News hosts and contributors always find a silver lining in whatever vomit Trump spews out of his gab. Tomi Lahren is one such MAGAt. After being asked by Fox News host Martha MacCallum about the Gaetz situation, Lahren turned the shit show in a garden of Eden "Well, I'll tell you this Martha, I think this whole thing was very strategic and in my estimation it has the Art of the Deal written all over it," Lahren said while not laughing. "Obviously, Matt Gaetz was a very controversial pick, some would say maybe the most controversial pick that Trump could of selected," she said.

Maddow is taking a $5 million pay cut amid growing uncertainty about MSNBC's future, The Ankler reported yesterday. Via the Daily Beast: Maddow, who currently makes $30 million a year at the network, renegotiated for $25 million a year for the next five years. “This is a difficult time and they needed to keep her.

Fox News host and ridiculous Trump nominee for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth did not give a definitive answer when asked by the press if he sexually assaulted a woman in Monterey, California in 2017. Hegseth's response was as lawyerly as could be. "Did you sexually assault in Monterey California?" a reporter asked on Capitol hill. "As far as the media is concerned, I'll keep this very simple," Hegseth replied.

Creepy MAGAts are coming out of the woodwork to comment on Matt Gaetz pulling out of his Attorney General nomination. King of the Creeps Alex Jones tried to normalize Matt Gaetz having sex with an underage girl and then paying her off to silence her as a normal day at the office for MAGAts. In Jones' diseased brain, Gaetz having sex with teenage girls makes him a stud. I fucking kid you not.

On Bannon's seditious podcast platform, the Georgia QAnon Klan Mom was bummed out that the many alleged sexual encounters Matt Gates had with underage girls, as well being hated by most Republicans ultimately sank his nomination. A typical retort or defense to immorality, depravity, and criminality within the MAGA cult is often responded to by juvenile claims that other people do it too. Marge is 100% confident there are more creeps in Washington.