Feeling nostalgic for the good old days of gaming hardware? Revisit them in Console Chronicles. Last week, Sony unveiled the PS5 Pro—and its C suite–level price tag of $700. The prospect of shelling out so much coin for some frame rate upgrades and spec buffs managed to adequately piss off many players, while leaving others (raises hand) pining for the era of gaming when disc drives came standard and narratives unfolded on a CRT TV rather than a $4,300 OLED 4K AI-enabled rig or your cramped cellphone.