If there’s one thing media outlets from across the political spectrum agree on, it’s that the arraignment of Donald Trump is a “spectacle” and a “circus.” These are the words that came up, over and over again, on cable news in the 24 hours before the former President of the United States faced a judge in Manhattan—as though the networks’ own around-the-clock coverage, featuring live footage of absolutely nothing happening at Trump Tower and roundtables of pundits engaging in pure speculation about what would happen on Tuesday afternoon, was not the height of big-top theatrics.